mardi 27 août 2024

That fuking elf.

 FIRST OF ALL, HE BETRAYED ME???

Oh iT'S jUsT tEa. FUCK YOU SLY.

Ok. Fine. I guess It's only a fair revenge since I'm the one who put my finger full of that powder in his mouth. Fair enough. Nothing BAD happened. I guess it's OK.

We ended up agreeing to make a drug cartel in the future. We'll see how well that goes. 
We even shook hands on it. 
I feel disgusted but also excited.... Dealing with an elf. My father would be sooOoOooooo disappointed. Fuck him. Ha.

We ended up in the halfling village, then it got destroyed because of us. Well... maybe more because of me?
Fresco seems to STILL be after me?? That idiot. I hate him now. Rip all the halflings. All half dead. All Half sad. 
THE BATTLE THOUGH WAS AMAZING!!
All those huge constructs, everywhere! One even kidnapped me. I wasn't doing bad against it but Tiberius actually came to help me. Best. Fight. Ever. He ended up flying away with me on his shoulders. We were making range attacks. Joking about using my arm. So sooooo funny and exciting. 

Tiberius is amazing. OK sometimes he's violent (most of the time actually) and talks a lot. He's also crude and might be cruel at moments. BUT. He has dark humor (maybe he's not joking but eh). So funny and we get along super well. I don't really care what he does or who he hurts as long as it's not people I care about. He's also powerful and his two forms look amazing. He has a lot of knowledge on many things. I think I would like to be friends with him. Well... No. I already consider him as a friend. I trust him. Maybe I should not because I'm sure he would not hesitate to kill me if I'd get in his way, but I already know this. It won't be a betrayal because he does not hide it at all. He is (somewhat) honest about how he is and I like that a lot. 

I might die by his hands, but I'd still be his friend. As long as he use my corpse for something, I'm good with it. I already know I will die a way or another so might as well be useful. I've always been told that I am not going to live long by my father. That nothing can be done. So Tiberius killing me for whatever reason? At least I know my death would be creative and impressive haha. ha...

After the fight, I was able to harvest some parts of Fresco's beasts. We then left the village, or what's left of it, and made way towards the dwarf village.... Or what's left of it. We will be able to ask the corpses or souls there about their mine... if they want to tell us. I mean Lily. She's the one talking to dead people.

We moved and slept. Slept while moving? Both? Yes both. We woke up in some kind of Dome. Cowardly Elf was back. Saying perverted things again. Will he ever shut up about that? Even with my hand in his face he still tries to talk. He refused my coffee because he thought I was trying to poison him. I did had fun teasing him about that. Then I sat on him because why not.

I hate to say it, but teasing him is funny. He's a bit funny. Am I sick? Maybe. I am starting to appreciate our elf and I don't like that at all. I hate it even more because I have no idea who he is. He talks in a way that makes him look like he's all fake. He does not seem to care about a lot of things, he's a coward, hides. I'm starting to wonder if he can actually make bombs. Can he even make bombs??? He talks a lot but he doesn't do much. If he indeed has a silly pervert mask on, would he be able to open up? Does he not trust anyone? I mean... I'm the only human and the only real mage in the group. Surely he can't be that threatened?? I'm not even a powerful mage. 

Maybe he will eventually understand that he's my ally so I won't hurt him? Maybe he has a dark traumatic past that makes him that way? Is he even an elf? Is he a spy? A random dude that is just lucky and can't actually do anything? Maybe he just bullshits all he can do? Did he even steal the mysterious book?

All those questions without answer. We know things about Celadon, Taos, Lily, Ellie, Tuberius, Me, Kite, my cat Mia... We even have more information on Ren than on Sly.

Who are you Sly? 
I might... eurk... I might go... eurkkkk..... I might go talk to him....
Why me. 

Hmm
I need a drug partner I can trust. Yes. Good reason. 

Double Post!

 Sly Fuck it. Fuck mon orgueuil de mage. Fuck that. C'est la faute a Éllie. Ouais I guess, mais wathever. J'aime déjà Sly so c'e...