Double Post!

 Sly

Fuck it.
Fuck mon orgueuil de mage.

Fuck that.

C'est la faute a Éllie. Ouais I guess, mais wathever.

J'aime déjà Sly so c'est pas tant grave anyways. Ça fait du bien de let go j'imagine. Oui ok ça a partit d'une niaiserie a cause de ce que Wolf a dit, mais en fait j'étais aussi curieuse. 

Je ne connais rien de ça. Le sexe. Sly en parle souvent ET OK FINE JE COMPRENDS QUE CEST VRAIMENT LE FUN HEIN. J'espère qu'il est prêt et qu'il a de la stamina parce que je vais vouloir pratiquer ce qu'il y a dans son petit livre.

Mais là, NORMALEMENT, on devrait se marier non?
Je pense qu'il commence a comprendre que je suis sérieuse. On va devoir parler pour vrai après toute la merde. 
Je veut être avec lui. Oui mais c'est un elfe. Je m'en fou. Ok mais c'est un thief. Je pense honnêtement pas qu'il soit un voleur. Il cache tellement de choses, mais je m'en fou. C'est lui que je veux. 

On s'entends bien. Il est juste assez con. Quoi que parfoit il est un peux trop con par exprès on dirait, et il me fâche, mais je pense que c'est aussi parce qu'il a pas totalement confiance en moi?

Je le comprends en fait, c'est dur de se défaire de l'image des mages débiles qui veulent tout contrôler et... hmm... OK FINE JSUIS UN PEUX COMME ÇA MAIS CEST PAS PAREIL!!!

J'ai beau être une mage, je ne fait pas partit du cercle des mages. Personne me connais. Je suis une honte, totallement outcast. Je me demande honnêtement pourquoi mes parents se sont pas débarasser de moi en fait. Ils devaient avoir un plan pour m'utiliser pour quelque chose or wathever. Peut importe.

Reste que je ne suis pas une menace pour LUI. Je sais pas trop comment lui faire comprendre. 
Je vais détruire le conseil des mages et libérer les elfes de l'esclavage si c'est ce qu'il veut. 

Sly est la personne avec qui j'ai été le plus proche de ma vie. Il dit que je suis dégueue et aprés ca il couche avec moi. Ses mixed signals m'énervent...
Peut-être que je devrais MOI lui donner une bague et le marier? On aurais des bébés demi-elfes. 
Une autre raisons pourquoi je veux libérer les elfes. NO WAY QUE MES ENFANTS VONT ÊTRE DES ESCLAVES. NO. FUCKING. WAY.

Wait- JSUIS TU ENCEINTE????
On a fait ça combien de fois la? 4? 5??? 6?????? Je sais plu hahaha. Aussi je sais pas comment ça fonctionne chez les elfes. Est ce que c'est la même chose que les humains? Leur systhème reproducteur est peut-être plus puissant car ils sont techniquement magique?
Mystère... Un autre truc que je vais devoir lui demander.

Est-ce que je veux des enfants? 
Maybe? Je pense que j'aimerais avoir des enfants fucked up, un peux comme moi, mais MOI j'en prendrais soins. So I guess que des demi-elfes seraient parfait.
 
Dire que au début, je me disais que Sly serait mon ami out of spite envers mon père. Hahaha. How the table turns ou quelque chose du genre. Méchant plot twist. 

Est-ce que Sly fait ça out of spite envers les mages par contre? Je- ça... j'aimerais savoir avant tout en fait. Est-ce que je suis stupide et naïve, et dans le fond il trouve ça bien drôle de se tapper une mage?
Et moi  comme une conne je m'attache...

Je devrais peut être lui écrire une lettre? Parce que je pense qu'il a de la misère a discuter sans faire le con si ça deviens sérieux. 
Ouais je vais faire ça...

DADDY??? NO FUCKING WAY??

Fuck. C'est mon père. 
Oh hell nahhhhhhh.

Okok.
Résumer; Sly, Éllie, Moi, PLAN AMAZING ET PARFAIT, Église.
On attends longtemps.
FEU!
IMMOLATION!
TRAUMATISME!
BÉBÉ? BÉBÉ SAUVÉ!

TUER DES GENS A MOITIER BRÛLER!
ÉLLIE TRAUMATISÉE!
REN? REN!!
STELLA TRAUMATISÉE!
CONTINUER DE TUER DES GENS A MOITIER BRÛLER!
FESTIN POUR MIA!
MIAM MIAM MON CHAT SE RÉGALE!
TRAUMA TRAUMA!
RETOUR A L'ÉGLISE??
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKERY IS THAT???
WOLF WHAT THE FUCK???
(High five pck what the how qu'il a fait ça? Ou il savait? Mais im confisuon et cest tres dégueulasse et horrible mais what the what?)
ÉLLIE PRENDS UNE MARCHE!
REN ET SLY(noooo) SEN RETOURNE POUR TROUVER LES AUTRES!
SENDING STONES!!
HELL HOUNDS!?

Wolf a rencontrer les mages ET MON FUCKING DÉGUEULASSE DE PÈRE DE MERDE EST LA!
FUCK. LUI.

J'ai en fait peur qu'il me rammène a la maison. 
Je veux pas retourner chez nous.
Jamais.
Jamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamaisjamais.
JAMAIS!
Il va tuer tout le monde. 
Il va tuer Sly.

Ellie aussi. Il va tuer tout le monde que j'aime. 
Ren. Il va prendre Ren et garder son core. 
Nononon. Il peux pas faire ça right?
Il va devoir me tuer first. Il va devoir m'exploser la face. 
Fuck. This. Guy.

She's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine she's fine

Elle est demie déesse. Elle vas se regenerée right?
C'est comme ça que ça marche RIGHT??? RIGHT????????????????????????

Elle vas être ok. Elle me pourrit encore les mains so c'est fine.
Elle peux pas mourir right? RIGHT???

Tant que je pourris en la touchant c'est ok. Elle est ok. Elle vas etre OK!
Elle va rester dans mon sac, et se reposer. Est-ce qu'elle a besoin dâmes pour aller mieux?
Elle mange des âmes right?
Est-ce que Wolf peux lui faire manger des âmes?
EST-CE QUON PEUX RÉCUPERER DES ÂMES EN FIOLE ET LUI DONNER ÇA???

Je sais pas. Je sais pas. JE SAIS PAS! J'AI AUCUNE IDÉE! JE NE SAIS RIEN!!!

Non.
Tout vas bien.

Tout vas bien.

Elle me pourris les main.
On vas en prendre soins.
Elle va rester la, dans mon sac, en sécur--Simonsacsebrise,onlapersdansleAstralplane.

Nononononononon
Mon sac va être fine.
Je l'ai jamais briser so il vas être ok. Elle va être ok.
RIGHT?
Peut-être qu'elle serait plus safe dans celui de Sly.
Maybe. Sly est fiable right?
Je peux lui faire confiance right?RIGHT?

Oui. Surement.

Oui. Sly est mon ami.. ... ... ...?

Je suis fatiguée.

Je me sens inutile. Je dois faire plus de bombes, plus de potions, plus de- sorts?
Comment est-ce-que je peux faire plus de sorts. Si seulement je pouvais réussir a toucher cest maudit crystaux sans me faire repoussée. Si j'arriverais a en toucher un, et utiliser même une minuscile partie du power que ces trucs la contiennent, peut-être que Lily aurait encore sa tête. 

Pourquoi ils ne me font pas exploser. Pourquoi j'arrive a les toucher sans exploser. Je deviens dégueu, mais je suis en vie. ARRGHHHH WHYYYY!!!

FuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK!

Le crystal jaune pourrait être utile. Mais c'est vrai que si on peux se faire posessed, charmed, controlled.... Tiberius a raison. Je sais qu'il a raison. Mais en même temps... Non. Peut-être avec au autre. Maybe... Maybe un autre crystal serait fine. Oui. Surement...?

J'ai.... peur.? Non... oui? Oui. Pas pour moi. Je ne veux pas que mes amis meurent. Ellie, Wolf, Sly, Ren. Mon chat. Je préfère mourir avant. Je ne veux pas que mes alliés meurent. Celadon, Taos, Lily, Kite. Je ne suis pas au point de mourir avant eux, mais je serais sad. Et je crois que j'essaierais de les venger.
Tout les autre je m'en fiche. Je pense... Maybe ma soeur....? Hmm...

Ça change pas le fait que je suis basically useless. 

Ellie heal, elle est genre l'équivalent d'une bébé white witch. Elle est cute, gentille, un peux clumsy et agit sans réfléchir, mais au final elle est pleine de bonne volonté.

Tiberius est hillarant, puissant, intelligent, il a une présense et un charisme incroyable. Il a toujours l'air de tout savoir et en contrôle. 

Ren a zéro mémoire, mais il est fort, il est résistant, il est efficace et fiable.

Sly est un coward pervert. Par contre, il est super bon pour passer innaperçu et rammener des trucs. Il est drole aussi... Et il est mon ami. J'aimerais ça pouvoir lui parler mieux...

Celadon est aussi tres gentille, elle est forte au combat, elle a le pouvoir de unleash un dragon des enfer, elle est capable de se débrouiller. Elle est aussi intelligente et elle a l'air de tenir a ses valeurs.

Taos est aussi un bon fighter, il fait une bonne team avec Ren, il a un dragon en lui et in est efficace. Un peux comme Ren.

Kite est capable de voyager entre les mondes. C'est freaking amazing. Ok la il a de la misère mais cest un backstep temporaire. Il est super knowledgeable aussi.

Lily peux parler au âmes, faire des zombies, être invisible, manipuler les âmes....

Moi, je fait des sorts pendant un bout et après je suis tired. Je peux faire des bombes mais ca prends du temps. Je peux faire des potions mais c'est aussi long. Sly a peur que je l'empoisonne. Je peux heal mais pas aussi bien que Ellie. Je peux attaquer mais pas aussi bien que tout les autres. Je suis une mage, mais une mage défectueuse. Je pourris. Je meurs pas instantanément quand je touche un witch crystal I guess. Whoohoo.

Je suis fatiguée.

Je devrais dormir et repenser a tout ça après...

Sortir de l'eau et aller dormir dans mon chat. Je pense que un câlin me ferais du bien. Dans son poil... Faudrait que je lui demande de grossir.

Mais...je... crois que j'ai empirer la situation pour Ellie avec Lily... 
Je sais pas si je devrais aller lui parler quand on aura dormi. Est-ce que Tiberius va vouloir?
Hmm...
Lily est techniquement pas morte right? So cest ok... Je.. je sais pas trop quoi faire. 

Peut être qu---

Oh non pas lui?? Pourquoi SLY?? OF ALL PEOPLE???? VIENS ME VOIR LA???
TU. ME. NIAISE?????????????????????
JE SUIS A POIL DANS LEAU AAAAAALKJSDNFLKAJDNFLK

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This is fun

 Yes.

It IS very fun.

Exploded some mecha-beasts while Sly was insulting me for sucking when he was literally doing nothing more than insulting me (or other people... Dont insult other people stupid elf.)

Sly is a princess. 
Nothing more than a princess. 

Still very fun though.

Ren and Taos found us. They stink. SO. BAD.
But thankfully they are OK.

Lily is alright too, but Celadon is gone. Taos says she is wounded but she seems fine.

They stink.

Since we have a way to get through the golden doors, I really want to go bust the other one up since I still have my canon. If Celadon was taken through the door we exploded, Casadeus is clearly not there. There's no way she would have been brought to the same place as Casadeus. (unless Fresco is stupid... so there ARE chances) Maybe now that the magic field is busted Lily can see their souls. 

If they don't want to go bust the other doors I'll go by myself. I'm not sure the beasts wants to kill us...
Like... Kite could clearly have died, his neck ripped off, but nope. The mecha-beast was trying to grab him. So that IS ACTUALLY a huge advantage to us. Same thing happened at the half people village. I was captured and not killed. I didn't use my second wild shape yet so if it is dangerous, worst case senario, I spider-shape again and sneak to the other door. Sacrifice a spell and summon canon again. I can open the door with my babyholder so cannon can pass and shoot the sigil. Then we will see there. 

MAYBE we will be lucky and find the guy we are looking for. The best option would be to not use my last wild shape now since we might need it to get to the magical dude. 
Sly could (hopefully for once) be useful since he's a thief? Yes I still have hope he can actually do something. There's no way he was able to get that book and actually be useless as he looks like. 
I simply cannot believe that. Maybe he can pick the lock or something... 

So the best senario if they insist on going after Celadon would be, Ren and Taos go after Celadon with Kite because he is HUGE and not very discreet. Lily Sly and I go to the other door. Lily is literally invisible, I dont mind going in my own bag and Sly can be stealthy as well. He is very shady but I still trust him to not let me die in my own bag. And worst case, I die. Death is not the worst thing that can happen to someone. At least I wont be a soul-juice. 

This is the perfect plan!

I wonder what Tiberius and Ellie are doing. I bet they already found the dude and a kicking some butts. 
With Tiberius I 100% trust that they actually did something epic and useful.... I expect Tiberius will be waiting for us sitting on Fresco saying "Took you long enough" ....

WELL SORRY MISTER. I THINK THAT FOR A TEAM OF RANDOMS WE ACTUALLY DID PRETTY WELL ON OWR OWN!
WE HAVE FOOD AND WINE, WE KICKED THE BUTTS OF A FEW BEASTS AND WERE ABLE TO ALL FIND EACHOTHER. (Ok Ren and Taos were the ones who found us back but se are still all together so it still counts)
PLUS WE FOUND A WAY TO OPEN THE MAGICAL DOORS (Or Ren did pass through a magical protection so that might not be good since no one must know about his crystal but tbh I think Fresco would have found out pretty quickly that he's not alive anyways)
And yeah we might have lost Celadon BUT CELADON WAS WITH ELLIE AND TUBERIUS IN THE FIRST PLACE SO THEY LOST HER FIRST! (Maybe on purpose cuz I know Wolf does not like her a lot haha)

Either way I still think it was fun and it might not be a lost cause after all. 

We got this, we can do it, and if we dont we can kill ourselves to not become liquid souls. Except Lily I guess and Ren? Wolf? Ellie? Im not sure but I'm clearly not becoming liquid hahaha. Fuck that shit. I'll keep a bomb or two just for that. Or not...
What is the best way to die very fast?
I could Ice spikw in my face. But if I'm out of spells it's not good. OH! I could just go in my bag and break it. The content of the bag of holding scatter in the astral plane if the bag is broken. SOOOOOOO I'd just be lost forever there. Better than becoming soul juice. Right?
At least it's an idea... maybe a last resort senario though?
The hug bomb with Sly was cuter though. 
I have tools but trying to stab my brain might not kill me but instead damage my permanently. So that's an auto nope. Unless I ask my babyholder to do that?
HMMMM
My cat could eat me?
HMMMMMM
I will have to think about better ideas. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw

les aventures d'un elf, un fantôme, un gros chien homme et moi.

 On est perdu. 




Non mais sérieusement. Le groupe est séparer, on a perdu Ren et Taos dans un trou. Ellie, Wolf et Celadon ont continuer à avancer et Sly, Kite et moi on est partit voir Lily et le serpent.

LE MAUDIT SERPENT!

C'était pas assez d'avoir des pièges, on a rencontrer un HUGE serpent.

Finalement il a été somewhat utile. Apparament, il est un animal sacré et il faut pas le tuer. OK. IL AURAIT PTÊTE DU ARRIVER SANS ESSAYER DE NOUS MANGER MAYBE?
La situation c'est règler mais ON EST SÉPARER! 

Après avoir utiliser tout mes sorts pour le guérir, le serpent nous a emmener a une genre de grotte avec un trou en haut. Je nous ai levitate pour monter et nous sommes arriver... direct.. dans.. la... cuisine.... 
LA CUISINE MEN. C'PAS UNE CAGE ÇA! Merci petit (gros) serpent, mais c'est pas là qu'on voulais aller. 

Honnêtement, on est un peux trop en plein millieu de la place a mon gout. Le dude est SUPPOSÉ être un mage puissant, il a clairement un moyen de surveiller son lair. So far so good tho? Maybe? On a loot de la food, on a envoyer de la food au snake friend (faudrait que Lily lui donne un nom) et on a pris la porte qui avait personne l'autre côté. 

Je sais pas si les autres on des aventures plus palpitantes, mais de notre côté c'est plutôt calme. On s'est cacher pour éviter une construct beast et Lily a proposer d'aller scout en étant invisible. Super idée honnêtement et ça nous évite de nous faire voir vue que le reste de nous se cache dans les pièces vide. 

Donc à date, on fait; Lily scout, on avance dans un autre pièce. Lily scout, on avance. Et ainsi de suite. 

Elle a trouver des escaliers. Avec une golden door en haut. VERY SUSPICIOUS DOOR to be honest. Mais je suis certaine que ce qu'on cherche est censer être creux dans la montagne so dans ma tête on devrait décendre... mais en même temps, des fois faut décendre pour monter so ça deviens compliquer. 

Lily a réussis a voir les âmes de Ellie, Wolf et Celadon au loin so elle nous a dit de stay put et elle est partie les rejoindre pour aller les chercher or something. Mais... J'espère que tout le monde vas bien. Ren et Taos sont nulle part pour l'instant et ça m'inquiète. J'aurais aimer qu'on se sépare pas. Qu'on parte au moins a leur recherche un peux. Je sais que Ren est capable de se débrouiller vue qu'il est une construct. Mais on est quand même dans un mage's lair techniquement. Et là les trois autre au loin. Je sais que Tiberius est capable de se débrouller mais je m'inquiète quand même. Je me suis attacher a eux merde! 

So Kite, Sly, Mia et moi on est dans une pièce avec nous même et toute la food qu'on a loot. Sly et moi on en a profiter pour boire du bon vin, tant qu'a ça, on vas ptête mourir soon so why not. On en a conclu lui et moi que si on se fais capturer, on se tue avant de se faire siphonner nos âmes. J'ai pas de poison also je vais devoir strap des bombes dans mon chandail et les faire sauter au besoins. No way quon mon âme se fait mettre en liquid form dans une fiole. I mean au pire, même si on meurt, au moins si nos âmes sont fine, ya de l'espoir. Si on se fias liquify, ya rien a faire (au moins de ce qu'on sait). Alors autant mieux mourir et que Lily nous garde. Ou au pire on va follow le life flow et wathever happens to souls when they die happens. 
Par contre je pense que Sly a un désir de vivre quand même élever? So je vais peut-être être seule a mourir haha. Oh well. Ma aller le hanter si jamais je deviens un fantôme. 

Malgré mon orgeuil humain et mon dégout pour les elfes, je dois avouer que je m'entends très bien avec lui. Si je pense pas a sont état d'elfe, je parle lui parle et niaise avec lui naturellement. C'est dommage qu'il soit un elfe. Quoi que. Est-ce qu'il est réellement un elfe? est-ce qu'il est 100% elfe? Peur être qu'il a les oreilles pointu et que si il est demi something, sa partie something est plus grande. La ça serais pas si pire I guess. 
Ou maybe, JUST maybe, je m'entends bien avec lui naturellement et je l'aprécie. 

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Ok. Fine. Je vais être honnête avec moi-même. Sly est mon ami. Voila. Je l'ai écrit. Ça y est. Ma famille au complet vas me disown (C'était probablement déjà le cas mais chut). Sly entre dans la catégorie de gens a qui je tiens et qui sont mes amis. C'est une catégorie en développement que je sais pas trop ce qui se passe dedans mais j'imagine que ça vas se définir avec le temps. Tiberius en fait aussi partit pour l'instant, mais je pense pas qu'il approuve que Sly et lui soient dans le même coin de mon "relationship room". En fait, non. C'est pas vrai. Ils sont pas MES amis. Je suis LEUR amie. Je pense pas que Tiberius me considère comme une friend. Maybe food? Maybe tool? J'suis pas sure. Et Sly a l'air d'oublier que je suis une mage humaine des fois, so je suis pas trop sure de ce qu'il pense. Il dit jamais ce qu'il pense non plu on dirait so je sais pas.  

Je pense a lui demander mais je suis pas sure qu'il va répondre honnêtement. Wolf a un peux raison a propos de ça. Est- ce qu'on peux trust Sly? Non pas vraiment. Je sais qu'il va s'enfuir si ya de quoi. Ça me fait penser, faudrait que je le détache de moi avant qu'on sorte de la pièce au cas ou il préfèrerait s'enfuir a la place de mourir hahaha. 

HEY MAIS C'EST UN THIEF ET IL PEUT CLAIRMENT SE DÉTACHER WTF SLY???
No way que mes noeuds sont solide a ce point la. Ça aussi je me demande... pourquoi il reste attacher a moi? Weird ass elf. Tant de question, zéro réponses. 

On attendais Lily aussi mais elle a pas l'air de revenir et on a commencer a entendre du bruit dehors. Si dans 5 minutes elle reviens pas je vais wild shape en ptite spider et aller investiguer. Surement que Kite et Sly vont vouloir rester la, surtout si ya des beasts. J'ai pas tant peur moi to be honest mais je réalise que c'est moi qui est weird. Ma bataille avec la beast qui m'avait kidnap au village de halfling a été AMAZING même si jai fallit mourir so I'm down to do it again HAHAHA. Je sais que Tiberius sera surement pas la cette fois mais wathever. As long as I go out with a BANG im alllll good. 

Oops

Traveling with them is the BEST THIG THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME!

It's dangerous, we do terrible things, we do some great things, destroyed cities, helped people? Wait did we actually help people or we are just destroying everything.
Hmmmm

Yeah maybe we suck at helping others outside of our group.

Oh well I guess. Collateral damage? I mean... The Halfling village was Fresco's fault. OK MAYBE THEY WERE AFTER ME BUT THEY DIDNT HAVE TO KILL EVERY LITTLE PERSON. (Or should I say half kill. HAHAHA) 

We are terrible at this. But it's fine yeah?

We continued out way to the ALREADY DESTROYED Dwarf village. So nothing more we can do there right?.... Riiight? 
Wrong. Pretty sure we can. Challenge accepted?

Anyways.
I tied Sly to myself cuz I don't want him to flee again. As my new future drug cartel partner, I need to know what he can do and how he really is. 

So far, he's a presumed coward that go hide at the slightest sign of battle. He has this funny perverted attitude that is odd. He annoys me so much. SO MUCH. But at the same time I'm honestly curious if he actually can be more than.... that. 

So here he is, tied up to me. Because I don't think anyone else cares, wants that, or is curious enough. 

He traveled with Celadon and Taos for a while but they just seem to just accept him the way he presents himself. They don't care? Maybe. They probably have more things to worry about. Or maybe it's because he's an elf so whatever? Nan Celadon would not think like that. Oh I forgot she was an half elf haha.. ha.. ha.... I'm the only human in the group..... (I don't count Kite because he is currently a dog)

Tiberius wants to kill him because he's a thief and he says he cannot be trusted. I don't agree with him I guess. I don't care about Sly being a thief. I care more about him being a full elf. But now that Sly and I have some kind of deal, I can't let Tiberius kill him... unless Sly betrays me I guess? There's also the fact that Wolf judged me for making a deal with Sly? He is "disappointed" in me? Look. I like the guy. He has a twisted dark humour, he is powerful, handsome, confident, mysterious, probably evil (without the probably), my cat likes him, he is tall, is not afraid of blood, he looks honorable (I think), he helps me (probably with hidden intentions but whatever), I have a lot of fun with him in general, he might kill me eventually too but he's so amazing that it would be an honor to die to his hands because I know it would be a nice death and that he will use whatever's left of me for something because he already said he would and I trust him on that. BUT, I think he overestimates my worship of him. I will befriend whoever I want. I he does not like it, too bad. He might be right, maybe Sly is not trustable and will backstab me, but it's MY OWN problem. If I'm dumb enough to trust an elf, I deserve to be backstabbed. Tiberius can be worried, angry, or whatever, but disappointed?? That sounds like my father. I hate this. Especially for a reason like that. I would have accepted if he were disappointed I don't have information about something. Disappointed in me lacking power, knowledge, anything like that would have been ok. Frustrating a little but ok. Because I also think that I'm lacking in these. But the people I chose to be close to, befriend, hug, care about, have fun with, etc.., No. I've been isolated for far too long to be dictated on who I can or cannot befriend. All that to say that I would not tie up Sly with Tiberius.

Ellie is also not an option, because Sly is a predator that will try to seduce her. Eww. But also, if the sexual arousal situation happens again, we can't have Ellie tied to anyone that will try things on her.

Ren would have been an option. BUT he fights close to enemies. So Sly would be dead in seconds. And scared. And It would impede Ren's fighting because Ren is cute and sweet so he would not want Sly to be hurt I think.

Lily makes herself invisible when she's in danger so also a nope. Might make her easier to be a target and I don't think her or Kite will accept.

Kite? Maybe I can tie him on Kite. If Kite accepts it might be an option.

So for now, I have Sly. 

He made bombs while I made some potions. Gave him a Cure Wounds potion in exchange of half the bombs he made (2). Fair and equivalent exchange I guess. He can be useful, he just needs a little push. 
He had this cocky attitude again when I gave him the potion but whatever.

We then went to sleep but were woken up by Ellie in the middle of the night because things were happening. Lily went away, followed by Wolf and Ren? We then followed and apparently she saw things or ghosts and they told her there was a passage or something. Not sure I get it but hey if we have a nice passage for the mountain, yay! Though Ellie glows in the dark now for some reason sooooooo not sure about discretion. 

Lily also told us she saw a lady with long blond ashy hair with a baby. And Miranda? A witch???? Baby might be Ellie??? I'm very confused but it was apparently a vision of the past????? She saw a strange red glowing crystal????? Ren started to make a way to get to the doors Lily told us about and we were attacked by a chimera. Ohhh Chimera, I wish we could be friends. I hoped you were tamable THEN YOU FIRED A BREATHWEAPON AT ME. 
And I fell.

I guess I almost died. And Sly too because he was tied up to me? Oopsie.
Good thing I gave him a health potion eh? People took care of us and we were back on our feet in no time. Pretty sure he will eventually complain that I put him in danger but I also almost died so I guess we are equal on that part. Another fair exchange right? He can't complain to me he almost died because I also almost died. High five Elf! Amazing. Nice. Now he can use this as a nice story. The time a crazy mage tied him up to her and they both almost died. 

I'm very grateful to have allies that will care if we fall or almost die. Celadon healed us and Ellie finished the job. I forgot to thank Celadon before sleeping because Ren asked me to open him up.

AND I DID JUST THAT!!

Ohhh the honor to check Ren's insides. 

Ohhh the work that has been out into him ohhhhhhh!!! 
Materials that are unknown to me, strange wires and build. Then I saw it. The crystal. Blue, shiny, mysterious. Is THIS the ocean heart crystal? 

I touched it.

I did not ask anyone because I KNOW they would have told me it's not a good idea, maybe we should not if it causes curses bla bla bla. I touched it. BECAUSE I wanted to know if it would make me worst. It's the best way to check without anyone else touching it. I am my own guinea pig. Worst thing that can happen is I die so whatever hahaha. 

I touched an- BZZZZZZZZZZ BZBZBZBZZZZZZZZ BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZ BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP

That fuking elf.

 FIRST OF ALL, HE BETRAYED ME???

Oh iT'S jUsT tEa. FUCK YOU SLY.

Ok. Fine. I guess It's only a fair revenge since I'm the one who put my finger full of that powder in his mouth. Fair enough. Nothing BAD happened. I guess it's OK.

We ended up agreeing to make a drug cartel in the future. We'll see how well that goes. 
We even shook hands on it. 
I feel disgusted but also excited.... Dealing with an elf. My father would be sooOoOooooo disappointed. Fuck him. Ha.

We ended up in the halfling village, then it got destroyed because of us. Well... maybe more because of me?
Fresco seems to STILL be after me?? That idiot. I hate him now. Rip all the halflings. All half dead. All Half sad. 
THE BATTLE THOUGH WAS AMAZING!!
All those huge constructs, everywhere! One even kidnapped me. I wasn't doing bad against it but Tiberius actually came to help me. Best. Fight. Ever. He ended up flying away with me on his shoulders. We were making range attacks. Joking about using my arm. So sooooo funny and exciting. 

Tiberius is amazing. OK sometimes he's violent (most of the time actually) and talks a lot. He's also crude and might be cruel at moments. BUT. He has dark humor (maybe he's not joking but eh). So funny and we get along super well. I don't really care what he does or who he hurts as long as it's not people I care about. He's also powerful and his two forms look amazing. He has a lot of knowledge on many things. I think I would like to be friends with him. Well... No. I already consider him as a friend. I trust him. Maybe I should not because I'm sure he would not hesitate to kill me if I'd get in his way, but I already know this. It won't be a betrayal because he does not hide it at all. He is (somewhat) honest about how he is and I like that a lot. 

I might die by his hands, but I'd still be his friend. As long as he use my corpse for something, I'm good with it. I already know I will die a way or another so might as well be useful. I've always been told that I am not going to live long by my father. That nothing can be done. So Tiberius killing me for whatever reason? At least I know my death would be creative and impressive haha. ha...

After the fight, I was able to harvest some parts of Fresco's beasts. We then left the village, or what's left of it, and made way towards the dwarf village.... Or what's left of it. We will be able to ask the corpses or souls there about their mine... if they want to tell us. I mean Lily. She's the one talking to dead people.

We moved and slept. Slept while moving? Both? Yes both. We woke up in some kind of Dome. Cowardly Elf was back. Saying perverted things again. Will he ever shut up about that? Even with my hand in his face he still tries to talk. He refused my coffee because he thought I was trying to poison him. I did had fun teasing him about that. Then I sat on him because why not.

I hate to say it, but teasing him is funny. He's a bit funny. Am I sick? Maybe. I am starting to appreciate our elf and I don't like that at all. I hate it even more because I have no idea who he is. He talks in a way that makes him look like he's all fake. He does not seem to care about a lot of things, he's a coward, hides. I'm starting to wonder if he can actually make bombs. Can he even make bombs??? He talks a lot but he doesn't do much. If he indeed has a silly pervert mask on, would he be able to open up? Does he not trust anyone? I mean... I'm the only human and the only real mage in the group. Surely he can't be that threatened?? I'm not even a powerful mage. 

Maybe he will eventually understand that he's my ally so I won't hurt him? Maybe he has a dark traumatic past that makes him that way? Is he even an elf? Is he a spy? A random dude that is just lucky and can't actually do anything? Maybe he just bullshits all he can do? Did he even steal the mysterious book?

All those questions without answer. We know things about Celadon, Taos, Lily, Ellie, Tuberius, Me, Kite, my cat Mia... We even have more information on Ren than on Sly.

Who are you Sly? 
I might... eurk... I might go... eurkkkk..... I might go talk to him....
Why me. 

Hmm
I need a drug partner I can trust. Yes. Good reason. 

Everything is fiiiine

 Or is it?

No. Everything is chaos. 

I hate him. 

I hate him. 

I hate him.

I HATE HIM!

I can't believe I hate him more than elves, more than Sly.

He is stupid, powerful maybe, but still stupid.

WHAT POWERFUL MAGE CAN'T EVEN USE MAGIC TO KNOW IF SOMEONE LIES??? DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN???? DO YOU THINK TORTURING AND KILLING THE SOULS OF THE ONLY GROUP OF PEOPLE I CARE ABOUT WILL MAKE ME TALK?!

I honestly just would have given him the info IF I knew it. 

Ocean heart crystal. What the fuck is that. I've had those... necrosis on me since as far as I can remember. So IF I ever touched that, I might have been a baby??? Fresco is an idiot. 

Also I probably hate my father even more than Sly now too. He lied to me? I'm not that surprised. But I'm starting to wonder if tried to make experients with that stupid water crystal and me. What does it do? Am I slowly transforming into something? Mutating maybe? No. That would be awesome and I'm not that lucky. I'm probably just dying slowly. Well... everyone dies slowly every day but I'm rotting as well. Hahaha. 

No one knows what it is. And I DIDNT EVEN LOOT GOOD INFORMATION IN FRESCO'S TINY LAB!

Where is Sly when we need him? Useless elf.

All that led to a good thing though! We have a dragon! Ok the dragon is an abyssal beast that lives WITHIN Taos and is very violent. BUT it listens to Tiberius. SOOOO it's an ally? I guess? 

Tiberius said it would be idiotic to work together with it, so I suppose we can only use it by controlling it. I don't really care as long as it's useful.

We managed to get out of the pink castle alive, Celadon included, and we now reached an halfling rebel village. It's so funny imagining those tiny... people? Things? Living beings? Trying to rebel against Fresco's metal beasts. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

With Tiberius' incredible talent in smooth talking, we got info and even help from them. In exchange we have to... literally just do what we already wanted to do. So win win. 

If Fresco is still after me though, maybe we could use that as a distraction? I don't think Ellie and Celadon would approve but... I don't have one of those witch curses so I'm dispensable no? It could bring danger to them too. Might as well get rid of the source of the danger? No? I honestly have no idea why they keep me around at this point.

I really do feel bad about what happened to Celadon and I'm releived we could save her. All that because I didn't know the information. I need to do better. I'm a very bad lier but if I can find as much info as possible maybe next time Fresco wont try to freaking kill people. I'm not close to Celadon personally but she is part of the group. No one touches the group. 

Like... I have my favourite people. Tiberius, Ren, Ellie, Lily, Mia. Ok Mia is a cat. Still counts.

I will probably get to know the others too. And I might end up liking them more as well. So, no one. Touches. Them. 

Heck even the elf. Sly is OUR elf. He is an annoying pervert, but it might also be a facade. I really hope it is. He think I am as disgusting as I think he is. At least we have a mutual feeling about eachother. I kind of miss the times where he was absent... but I must admit that it IS funny to annoy him. And disgust him. Hehehehehehehehehe. I'll have to find creative ways to have fun with him. 

Enough about the elf, I have more important things to think about. 

We will have to intercept a shipment and kidnap one of Fresco's beasts so I can study it. It will be fabulous! I hope we can do it without damaging it too much. 

And when we manage to get in that prison and beat the crap out of Fresco, I want to kill him. So. Slowly. OH I need to know what the crystal is first. But after that, it's bye bye Fresco. At least in my wildest fantasies. 

For now we try to find as much information about the black mountain prison as possible. This island is so weird. Everything is weird. I wish I was a powerful mage. At least I would make things that are useful. Maybe... Or maybe I would just make giant metal spiders and a lot of useful tiny beholders. And be alone in my lab with Mia and make strange potions. I would like to have a lab. 

I miss the basement. I miss my home. When I didn't know anything and I was just having fun making bombs and potions. I miss.... Having a place to go back to. That's it. I think that I might not want to be alone after all. Do I even have friends? How does someone make friends? I should read a book about that. 

I don't think Tiberius considers me as a friend. I dont think he wants friends. And that's ok. I respect that. I dont think Ellie wants any friends either. Ren seems to want Taos as a friend. Lilly, I don't know. Celadon seems too concerned about what is happening to even think about friendship. Kite is a dog for now so who knows . He is more silent and detatched from what I saw. Sly... is an elf. And even if he was not an elf he seems to keep this perverted funny funny attitude on. So I don't even know if he is a friend pitential. 

So conclusion, I think we are all very lonely. We work together, but to one gives hugs to anyone. Ok I have a hug to Sly but that was because I wanted to annoy him. But did make me realize that no one is close to anyone. Maybe I'm just homesick or stressed. I should focus on killing Fresco.